I hope I can. (winking at Tillie), Tower: *points at a shed that looks like a birthday cake* "That load of toys and stuff over there! You've killed them all. ), (Pete sees them and hits his brakes to slow down and stop, this time with Rollo stepping out of the way. ), Rollo: *jumping on a Pogo stick* "What, who, why, where, when, how?! I figure if the Marines wanted me to have a wife, they would've issued me one. India! Payne is a killin' machine, but the wars of the world are no longer fought on the battlefield. https://www.scripts.com/script/major_payne_13204. What's your name, son?" Get used to the sound of that word!" Sorry. Major Payne: You nasty little worm. Don't you watch Oprah? its sad that children like you are "our" future. Suddenly, Georgia gets a hitch in her chug, forcing her to switch to a tunnel, passing a red sign. Don't you ever read any of those stories about little people who do big things? ", Farnsworth: "I pull you?!" Do you know why you're here? WHAT? Disney and Warner Bros. two companies since 1923. Web. The Little Engine That Could (Original Classic Edition) AffordableBooks (2,649) $14.99 FREE shipping Little Engine That Could, Toys Cream, Fabric by the 1/2 Yard, Riley Blake Designs SewEasyQuilting (497) $5.39 $5.99 (10% off) The Little Engine That Could Soft Book Panel for Riley Blake theNeedleGarden (1,244) $11.99 Little Engine That Could Alex Stone: What happened to knocking first, Dotson? You're just a little switch engine, moving real engines around the train yard. that didn't stop the little engine that could. Major Payne's idea of a good bedtime story is to recall his worst battlefield horrors, and Wayans gives it just the right twist of comedy to put Payne's bullet-pierced heart in the right place--he's really just a good guy with an iron-clad exterior. *sees two giraffes* "They'll never fit in there! Apply it. Major Payne's Bedtime Story. Do not attempt to validate my authority! However, a loose boulder flows toward the bridge. He was chuggin' his way across the enemy line. Weve curated 20 quotes from superhero movies to inspire your inner power. It's bad for our chug. Know this killin is my buisness ladies and buz-ness-is-gooood! Major Payne: What's your damage, muscle head? I figure if the marines wanted me to have a wife, they'd of issued me one. ", (Tillie lands back on the rails with a clang, almost waking up Tower. how do you top a comeback like this? No siree bob. Related: These 125 Self-Worth Quotes Will Remind You of Your Worth and Value. [Alex's stepdad, clearly in a drunken stupor, takes several attempted swings at Major Payne, who easily dodges them and knocks him down to the ground.]. And when a man gets to eyeballing me, it makes my Agent Orange act up; and I get the urge to kill. Major Payne: Who's the person that got me this blood on this lip? Major Benson Winifred Payne: I never said family don't break up. Something just went "SPRING", and I just stopped! Meanwhile, a river flows quickly through the mountain, and the camera pans left, following it to a large, tall railroad trestle. Farnsworth and Pete will be along soon enough. ), Georgia: "Well, how 'bout if I just signal for help? more, All Dean Lorey scripts | Dean Lorey Scripts. Now, all the blood is shed in the halls of Congress, boys like us are becoming dinosaurs." The giraffes stick their heads out of the snow, and Rollo and Jeepers wake up. | Source: Amodays, "Oh, thank you. Major Payne (1995) clip with quote there was a little engine that could. I'm gonna make you boys strong!" Where to today, boss? . could bring negative results for the employee or the company. (to Rollo) THERE WON'T!" " Major Payne, "Why do I have to wear the dress? Tillie: "I think I can, I think I can, I think I can, I think I can. Major Payne: I don't like it. Cadet Alex Stone: What about family and unity and all that other bullshit you said? Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect clip. Once upon a time, deep deep in the jungle,there was a little engine that could. I know it will! Georgia then brakes to a stop, as her bonnetfalls down in front of her face. [Major Payne has captured a South American drug lord and is holding a gun to his head. ! Die pig die.youll never take Major Benson Winniford Payne alive. Look at them, these animals are so pathetic that even their own commander didn't even show up. So it helps to think of our lives in the same ways we think of fire. There's me! The striking themes in the movie are loyalty, the essence of teamwork, persistence in hope, wearing a cheerful demeanor even in the most challenging times, having self-confidence, striving for personal improvement, and being prepared to make lemonade out of the lemons handed out by life. The Little Engine That Could by Watty Piper Focus Story: The Easy To Read Little Engine That Could by Watty Piper Companion Stories : Clickety Clack by Rob and Amy Spence Freight Train by Donald Crews Day 1 Old Favorites: Reread charts/poems from previous stories. My name is Major Benson Winniford Payne and as of 0800 I am replacing Major Frankford as your commanding officer. It is now up to you and the seven passengers left to decide who killed the eighth. We're doing our best to make sure our content is useful, accurate and safe.If by any chance you spot an inappropriate comment while navigating through our website please use this form to let us know, and we'll take care of it shortly. " Major Payne, Major Payne's quote: "Aw, phooey! Col. Braggart: Cadets I'm pleased to announce the top two rated squads that will compete for first and second place in the Parade Drill Competition. ), Tower: *points to the roundhouse* "TO WORK! 18 Jan. 2023. " Major Payne, Major Payne's quote: "Negative. "With a very important printing press over the mountain." [The Lt. Col. put his hands in his face in embarrassment, as he had hope to have disqualified Madison for the brawl with Wellington and was stopped by Major Payne]. Squidward Tentacles is arguably the grumpiest character in Bikini Bottom. (Rollo hears a horn in the distance.) Unless, you are to be helping us, huh? Basic man is cutting you discharge orders right now. Here are 20 quotes to give you some insight into the importance of living a balanced life. ", (Tillie pulls Pete up to Tower and leaves. You stupid? I suggest we get this party started. The Little Engine That Could is a 2011 American direct-to-DVD computer-animated film based on the 1930 story by Watty Piper. What about YOU, brown nose? [Major Payne grabs drug lord's pistol with his other hand and points it at the butt of the drug lord]. The Three Little Pigs! Google Scholar provides a simple way to broadly search for scholarly literature. Tillie makes her way into the yard and acts like Jebediah just as Tower is checking off his engines. ", Perky: "Well, he's not the only engine in the world. War has made me very paranoid! Major Payne Little Engine That Could Scene Play Download. What? Trucks, wheels, motors. I especially loved the part where he killed the boogieman in the closet with his sidearm. ", (Rollo walks past Grumpella, who face palms while Rollo trips and falls with a grunt. Drug lord's underlings all point their weapons at Major Payne]. And I said, Bubba, its 30 miles to the nearest town, and unless you can flip upside down walk on your hands you aint gonna make it. All of the sudden, Charlie was all over the place. ", Tower: *yelling* "You're too little, kid! Major Payne: I tell ya, ladies, you're the prettiest cadets under my command. These boys have to earn their dotheir hair-do that is." Little Red Riding Hood! The Song of Achilles, Madeline Millers adaptation of Homers Iliad is a 2011 novel based on Achilles and his relationship with Patroclus. Major Payne: [To a hulking biker dude, whom the squad hired to muss him up] I heard tell your mother's so fat, she uses planets for billiard balls. (scares Missy and chugs away) "I won't pull you, I won't pull you" (chanting continues), (Missy rests her hands in her face to hide her streaming tears, while Pete leaves over the hill on his way back to the yard, blowing his whistle. Two, tubby, tubby! I'm gonna make you boys strong! (blows her whistle loudly to wake him up), Chip: "YOW!" Copyright 1995-2023 Newgrounds, Inc. All rights reserved. Major Payne: Want me to show you a little trick to take your mind off that arm? [Marine nods and Payne grabs the private's pinky finger]. | Source: Amodays, "My name is Major Benson Winifred Payne! Look at you. just as the little engine was makin his way 'cross the tressa BOOM! Now, all the blood is shed in the halls of Congress, boys like us are becoming dinosaurs." The screen transitions to a view at crudely constructed bridges and a scary looking cave. Do not aggravate my condition! It makes me feel all funny. You will not eat, sleep, drink, blow your nose or dig in your butts without my say so. ", Grumpella: (against him) "Easy for him to say." Major Payne: Ain't no need for name calling. " General Decker, "I don't like it. ), (The train makes it down the mountain and into the valley ahead and everyone cheers for Tillie including herself. Drug Lord{laughing}: You'd better give up, seor. " Major Payne, Major Payne's quote: "Be advised, ladies. Major Payne: It's civilian life, sir. ), All: (singing)There's not a mountain that we can't climb! Heathcoat: Why do I have to wear the dress? Refined engines such as I should never get up this early. Choo, choo! ), Perky the elephant: *rolling on a ball* "Oh, my!" Emily Walburn, "A bullet. ", Rollo: "Uh it is my honor to say that is, I'm pleased to announce that it is time that we should uh", (As he performs his speech, a gang of baker mice run across the floor to one of the cars of the Birthday Train, as they carry Eric's birthday cake. ", Chip: (rubbing his tummy and gulp before turned to her with a smile) "Yeah. Major Payne: Now you might feel a little pressure. A hawk flies by. Major Payne: Cause we feel good in our dress. The Little Rascals! Fortunately, before he completely breaks down, Payne finds his way back into a military capacity at Madison Preparatory School, leading a group of misfit JROTC students who don't want to be led. In the tale, a long train must be pulled over a high mountain. Check out these quotes. I was told you were away on an important assignment." Wasn't until Charley rigged the bridge with plastic explosives. ", (The camera fades in on Rollo calling out to Georgia. Major payne classic damon wayans at his best. ", (In the roundhouse, we are introduced to five engines; Georgia, a beautiful red steam engine with a special yellow bonnet, Jebediah, an old, yellow run down engine who was chugging while snoring, Pete, a big red engine who coughed smoke while he was asleep, Farnsworth, a big silver diesel engine who honked his horn while sleeping and Tillie was a beautiful little blue engine and sleeping on her lamp was Chip, a bird. ", (Then a pair of hands appear to pick up Handy Pandy, which is from a stretching doll named Stretch, who puts Handy Pandy in a car), (Missy, a ballerina doll appears and tip toes inside the car, which makes Stretch clap happily), (The toys finish getting ready, with bears moving balls, Stretch putting apples in a car wall bumping them with his bicep, a bunch of teddy bears putting toys in one car and soldiers marching in the car where the giraffes are located. ", Tillie: "Well, a little work will get you goin'. Major Payne, Major Payne's quote: "Oh, thank you. What? ", (A clown named Rollo prances up from behind the shed, followed by his assistant, Jeepers the monkey. [Payne has fired rounds from his pistol that gets the cadets' attention.]. ", (The opening credits roll as the camera flies down from the house to the railroad. ", Georgia: "Oh, no, Jeepers, it doesn't hurt. Want to Read. Moreover, participants described that the opportunities for advancement could be very. Of course, that's what I'll do!" Surely there must be somebody left who needs some killing, or some killing done for them. *Looking at Grumpella and Jeepers* "I was just about to say that." Major Payne: I'm sorry Mr. Little Red Riding Hood! Major Payne: Don't push the "maybes", baby. I just had it comin'! ", (Tillie's coupling hook hitches onto Farnsworth's coupling loop. Now, we've got a miniature choo-choo who thinks she can pull us! The next page flips over to show the avalanche covering the tracks, which fades into the real thing the next morning. you don't need to try to show people what an asshole you are. If you need a reminder of how amazing you are, here are 20 quotes to remind you of your worth and value. These eighty quotes have all you need to regain your confidence and shake off your doubts. Don't you feel dumb. Damn skippyhe just kept chuggin alongchugga chugga toot toot. Dr. Phillips: You're in charge of the green boys. It is a great read for anyone interested in fresh adaptations of classic Greek literature. Subscribe if you like this story and want to receive our top stories! ", (She blows her whistle triumphantly, as the last page shows all Eric's friends running up to the train and meeting the toys for the first time. Who's responsible? Emily Walburn, "Be advised, ladies. "You will not eat, sleep, drink, blow your nose, or dig in your butts without my say so. Tower? Can you read lips? Marine Private: AUGGGGH! Soon she came to a second big steam engine standing on a side track. Maj. Benson Payne (Damon Wayans) lives, breathes and sleeps war. My name is Major Benson Winifred Payne. ", Jebediah: (cont.) After motioning him to use the phone handle on his prison side the two face each other.]. Major Payne Comedy 1995 1 hr 37 min English audio PG-13 CC Buy or rent When peace breaks out in America, killing machine Major Benson Winifred Payne (Damon Wayans) of the U.S. Marine. We can't waste a minute! Major Payne: What we've got here is a failure to communicate. A career Marine, he has no idea what to do as a civilian, so his commander finds him a job - commanding officer of a local school's JROTC program, a bunch or ragtag losers . ", (Cut to: The yard, where the smoke is close enough for Chip to notice.). ", Jebediah: (politely) "Uh, excuse me, please. You and that dumb train. *laughs through his horn once more*, Stretch:*stretches his arms wide, then back*"We aren't gonna make it! Train in trouble: Georgia and the birthday train! ", (The camera shifts back inside the roundhouse shortly after Farnsworth leaves. Along the way, they come across an old, rickety bridge that partly collapses when trying to cross it. "Major Payne" Scripts.com. I'd have to blast my way out. Read it. Seven twenty-three hour days of fun and adventure. Major Payne, "He's trying to show you some affection." ", Major Payne: If you want sympathy, look in the dictionary between sh*t and Syphis. Major Payne:[Addressing the Madison Cadets] My name is Major Benson Winifred Payne. Rebuilders lot. Major Payne:[Lowering his pistol] I see what we have here is a failure to communicate. (Lightning flashes above the tunnel as the summit rumbles before them. Major Payne, "I never said family don't break up. I said "they aint there." Payne is a killin' machine, but the wars of the world are no longer fought on the battlefield. For its 90th anniversary, Caldecott Medalist Santat pays homage to the story's original artwork while giving it his own distinctive polish. So we gathered 20 quotes from the award-winning lyricist to help you inspire your greatness. The Little Engine That Could The Little Engine That Could Watty Piper, Doris Hauman (Illustrator), George Hauman (Illustrator) 4.18 109,520 ratings1,632 reviews The story of a train filled with toys and gifts for little boys and girls that breaks down before reaching the children. I just can't believe you really believe that. It's a free online image maker that lets you add custom resizable text, images, and much more to templates. The title shows, "The Little Engine That Could". I DONOT!" (Her right hand holds the door and turns her head to her little brother, Eric) Cause there's not gonna be any little engines or birthday trains coming here. I had just my sidearm. You ignorant or are you just plain old deaf? I just had it comin'!" The 1995 film "Major Payne," directed by Nick Castle, is an adaptation of "The Private War of Major Benson," a 1955 rom-com. Hardcover, 48 pages. Ananthropomorphic switch tower, the boss of the railroad, wakes up peacefully. Find your thing. Did I give you permission to sneeze, Opie? ", Chip: "Don't worry, Tillie. *laughs through his horn* "I have just pulled a fine passenger train over the mountain. ", (The scene shifts to Georgia climbing up a hill and makes it to the top. Major Payne: You like a black man to handle things? " Major Payne, Major Payne's quote: "Major Payne, what are you doing here? Meanwhile, as the camera fades out on them, it returns to the toys having waited for help for a half hour or more, and Grumpella finally loses patience. I want you to read this book. Major Payne: Here I got somethin' for ya. ), Grumpella: "Hey, quiet down! 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